A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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knock knock

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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