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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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