- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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