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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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