three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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How's the weather? Good.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Anti Joke

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