- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

The truth is he loves her!!

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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