- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

White men's rights

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's an Anti Joke?

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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