Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Know what's funny? Jokes.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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