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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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