- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

No because your face is really f***** up.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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