why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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