Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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