What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's the difference between a lamp?

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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