- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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