- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

whats up and also down? your mum

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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