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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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