The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Tim likes girls

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Anti Joke

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