- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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