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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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