There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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AIDS.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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