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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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