What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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