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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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