- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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