- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Cripples are lame.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Laugh.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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