Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

i found waldo.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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