Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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