- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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