- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

your face is kinda funny

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

This is funny.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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