A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Nickelback

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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