- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

A dog was barking at a tree

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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