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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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