- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A child walks into a classroom.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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