- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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