- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A French man gets into a fight

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Guess what? Bananas

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Caolan and Eamon

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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