A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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