- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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