- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

I shot a bitch.

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