Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Guess what? Bananas

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

A French man gets into a fight

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

YO FACE

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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