- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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