- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

GONNA

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

George W. Bush

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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