- Anti Joke

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.