- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Your gay

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A blind man walks into a library.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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