Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Urban ghettos

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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