- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Tim likes girls

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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