- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

I like touching my boobs

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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