what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Where's my tractor?

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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