How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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