A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

A sober Amy Winehouse

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Christianity.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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