Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What would Muhammed do?

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Stop. Seriously stop.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

what's black? a lot of things.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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