- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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