- Anti Joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Connor is homosexuaI

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know