- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A baby seal walks into a club.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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