Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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boobs!

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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