- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sober Irish individual.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What's big and purple? Barney

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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