- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Well this is pointless.....

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Knock Knock. Come in.

Kyle grund parker coffey

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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