- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

flavin's head

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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