When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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no really what are ur names?

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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