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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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