What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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