- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Jersey Shore.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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