what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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