- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A French man gets into a fight

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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