Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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im telling maguire

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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