- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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