- Anti Joke

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum