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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough