- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

A baby seal walks into a club.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

I literally died laughing

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No