- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Microwave

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

whats hairy and crys your mom

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Women's rights.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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