- Anti Joke

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Barack Obama.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6