- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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