Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Go away still nothing to see

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

antonio has a penis head.lol

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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