Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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