- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

j.p. is dumb

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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