What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A sober Amy Winehouse

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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