- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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