Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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