What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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what has genitial warts? me

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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