whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Anti Joke

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