- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Christianity.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Terry has ebola

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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