This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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