whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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