- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

sweating like antoni with a girl

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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