Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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