- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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