- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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