what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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oh hey.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Nick Cannon

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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