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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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