- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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