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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Caolan and Eamon

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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