A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

rose are red violets should be purple

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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