- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Thats what she said

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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