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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Where are you going Your house

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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