Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Your face

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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